Sunday, July 22, 2007

Bush Colonoscopy Goes Awry .......




President Bush, Feeling Out of Sorts After Being Violated By His 'Substitute Doctor'......Nancy Pelosi.
President Bush's weekend colonoscopy went differently than planned, when his normal doctor was unavailable, and he was somehow replaced by House Speaker, Nancy Pelosi. The incident has left President unable to walk, much less keep up his normal schedule.
No one knows for sure how Pelosi was allowed near Bush during the proceedure, but Pelosi did give a hint. "Let's just say my wallet is about $100 lighter." No one from the Bush Administration is talking, but an insider tells SC6 that Pelosi went wide and deep........ "That camera she used looked like a periscope from an old German U-Boat. What she done to him WAS WRONG ..."
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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Somehow, I'm reminded of Young Doctors In Love and a bit where John Astin(?) is leading morning rounds involving a urine sample, whenb I look at the snap of Pelosi you chose... one wonders what her tastebuds take of the polyps whe bit off while her head was up the tube (though I'd love shots of her during the procedure.

Anonymous said...

This is serious you guys.

Anonymous said...

Moye, at least, in reality, the worst part for W was the prep for the scope.

Nan, on the other han, looks like she's used the Joker's brand of cosmetics with that plastic forced "smile" (and had a make-up artist that was PO'ed with her)

Anonymous said...

WR she does look rough

Anonymous said...

Coming from you from Minneapolis, Minnesota delete this picture of her