Sunday, July 22, 2007

Weekend Fluff Piece: Scott Baio Is My Hero !!!




I saw a Yahoo piece about Scott Baio while at work today, and the amount of high-grade A lit women that this guy has dated is truly amazing...... Sure, everyone knows he went out with Erin Moran during their "Joanie Loves Chachi" days, and a lot of us know that Baio went out with Pam Anderson when she was a nobody. Well, Yahoo had a list, and it is truly impressive - even compared to chicks that Moye has dated! In addition to Moran and Anderson, here are a few more to consider....

Julie McCullough. In case you forgot her, she was the hottie on Growing Pains that got fired after Kirk Cameron couldn't take that she did a Playboy spread. Do you know why Kirk Cameron is gay? THAT'S WHY.


Erika Eleniak. The original hottie from Baywatch.


Heather Locklear. Yep, before she got hooked on Rock Stars, she hooked up with Charles in Charge !!


Natalie Raitano. The little brunette from VIP. Guess Pam gave him a good review...


Not impressed? How about adding Nicole Eggert, Denise Richards, Alyssa Milano, Nicolette Sheridan, Beverly D'Angelo, Leslie Anne Warren, Jeannette Jonsson and Connie Woods ? Honestly, I don't know the last two, but they both look pretty good.


Still going at 45, Baio is starring in a reality show on VH-1 , "Scott Baio is 45... And Single", where he is forced to rehash his bad-boy days with his ex's to figure out what he is doing wrong.....If what he had is wrong , i don't wanna be right !!


BAIO IS GOD !!!!

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9 comments:

earlcapps said...

Better you than me!

Anonymous said...

he has 2 of my all-time top 10 in there...lucky bastard! oh...they are erika eleniak and denise richards.

Anonymous said...

This is impressive for sure

Anonymous said...

We heard somewhere that he and Hugh Grant might have shared a 3-legged hooker, but we don't believe everything we read on the web.

Anonymous said...

I had a 33 year old blonde from Johnsonville that is over six feet this weekend at the lake that would shame some on this list.

Anonymous said...

So is Scott Baio working as a fluffer as Ione might imply from your lead Mike?

Thoroughbred 401k said...

Eleniak and Richards, eh? Bobby has a thing for bushy eyebrows like I have for big noses..

Anonymous said...

So what is it with the nose

Thoroughbred 401k said...

I dunno. It adds character, and I think it makes my nose look smaller... Just been that way since college, Moye!